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Rules of Minnesota :
1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a >Pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
3. They are cattle & fishing lakes. That's what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it.
4. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 combines that are driven only 3 times a year.
5. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.
6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of ducks are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand You better hope you don't have it up to >your ear at the time.
7 Yeah, we eat walleye & pike and love it. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.
8. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a Religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.
9. We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless >of age.>>>
10. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the pound of ham & turkey.
11. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: Onion, Pepper, and Garlic! Oh, yeah... We don't care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat... It ain't real lutefisk. And real lutefisk never met a tomato!
12. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
13. College and High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a hell of a lot more fun towatch.
14. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards --it spooks the fish.
15. Colleges? Try Minnesota Tech, MSU, MU or MSU. They come outta >there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at passing pickups when they come for the holidays.
16. We have more folks in the Army, Navy, Air Force,and Marines, than any other state, so "Don't screw with Minnesota ," If you do, you will get whipped by the best.
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| Saturday, January 20, 2007 |
| Gracie's new brother |
This guy is getting adopted by my parents and brother. I belive his new name will be Maximus Decimus Meridious. :) |
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| Thursday, January 18, 2007 |
| Don't Panic,Don't Panic,Don't Panic,Don't Panic, |
| AHHHHHH! My interveiw is in one week!!!!! Next friday!!! |
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| Wednesday, January 17, 2007 |
| Alright |
| I must admit I forgot to include my sister in the last post. Our trip to duluth was possible because of my wonderful sister! she spent 2 days not only hanging out with her super cool sister, but also with her sisters slightly odd and loud friends. :) I Heart my sis! |
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| Tuesday, January 16, 2007 |
| Ok, so I haven't posted for a while . . . |
Sorry about that. Life has been going on fairly normally. Gracie is up here. She gets to go to to work with me, and passed the therapy dog certification, and is in agility class as well!
Other than that, some GREAT news. I got an interveiw for Veterinary school sometime in the next month! There are 3 of us at the clinic that got an interveiw, so it could be interesting. :) Hopefully we'll all get in and be classmates!
Work has been great! I've been working as a vet tech more, and am almost always in the back helping now. Money is good, but I can't wait to get into vet school and get going with what I really want to do.
Holidays were good, I got to see my super cute 2nd cousin Jordon. He is just adorable!!! Other than a brief break for christmas, I've been working full time. I did escape this last weekend to Duluth for a TKD tourny with Lucas and Jimbo. We spent all day sunday snowboarding which was great!! I miss montana though, I'm in serious need of some POWDER!!
Thats all folks, I'll post more tomorrow. :)
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